Favorite Quotes

  • I'm in pain, I'm in pain, I'm wet and I'm still hysterical AGGHH!
  • My parents didn't approve of you when you were alive! I can't believe they will change their minds now that you're dead! -Zombie Prom
  • Frank: Charlie, who's playing the troll guy? Charlie: You're gonna play the troll guy. Frank: I'm the troll guy? Charlie: Who else would be the troll? Frank: Oh! I like that. Charlie: All right, good. Frank: Can I do it naked? Charlie: Absolutely not. Why would you want to be naked? Frank: Because in the '70s, everybody did theater naked. Everybody got laid all the time. Charlie: Alright, well, this is not the '70s, you're gonna do theater with your clothes on.
  • Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha. -It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • Brianna: You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. Sweet Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch! - It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • REVENGE CARL -Robyn and I
  • "These pants are so amazing, I think I can defy gravity" -Me
  • "If I liked vagina even a little bit... The things I would do to Idina Menzel" -Me

Sunday, October 12, 2008

OH MY

So... I am currently typing in unsafe conditions. I did not sleep at all last night. Robyn Miranda and I pulled an all nighter. WE WERE NOT DRINKING WE WERE NOT ON DRUGS OR EVEN MORE THAN 8OZ OF SODA, but we still felt compelled to do it. Miranda the expected poop, pooped less than expected having only slept for an hour, Robyn slept for 20 minutes the next morning while we were watching nanny 911, and I won sleeping for less than 5 minutes at a time in the office betwixt the hours of 1:30 and 2:30...ok thats only one hour. DO YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS TYPING WHEN YOU DID NOT SLEEP IS? I AM OVERUSING THE CAPS!!!

Drama drama drama today at practice. I'll talk about it later. The notable happening of today is how the football tribe made me feel like I'm not a piece of shit, and offered to sort of "kick ass" on my part. It started when I was nagging Coti about giving me my stuff back. Vajna was like "you dated him?" I said "yeah we were engaged for the good part of a year" He, or one of the other three football players was inquiring as to why I didn't get my stuff back yet, and I said he either forgets or hes too lazy. Then of course the what happened talk came bout', and I said "I thought things were going good, then all of a sudden he was just freaking out and saying that it was all a lie, and three weeks later he's already dating" They were just like wow what an asshole.

You seriously don't get how this makes me feel right now. Having men admit that one of their own is a dick is huge for me, it makes me feel like I'm not a piece of trash to shove around, and I deserve to keep a part of myself no matter what I did. If jocky guys thing you are being an asshole... need I say more?

Stereo types aside, these football people really made me learn a lot. I never want them to know it because it seems really weird, but I learned a lot about jocks, or what I thought they were, I learned about myself, and I learned how wonderful theatre can be. When a jock that has no romantic interest in you offers to go to my ex's house and get my stuff it just makes me feel worth something for the first time in a LONG LONG time.

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