Favorite Quotes

  • I'm in pain, I'm in pain, I'm wet and I'm still hysterical AGGHH!
  • My parents didn't approve of you when you were alive! I can't believe they will change their minds now that you're dead! -Zombie Prom
  • Frank: Charlie, who's playing the troll guy? Charlie: You're gonna play the troll guy. Frank: I'm the troll guy? Charlie: Who else would be the troll? Frank: Oh! I like that. Charlie: All right, good. Frank: Can I do it naked? Charlie: Absolutely not. Why would you want to be naked? Frank: Because in the '70s, everybody did theater naked. Everybody got laid all the time. Charlie: Alright, well, this is not the '70s, you're gonna do theater with your clothes on.
  • Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha. -It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • Brianna: You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. Sweet Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch! - It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • REVENGE CARL -Robyn and I
  • "These pants are so amazing, I think I can defy gravity" -Me
  • "If I liked vagina even a little bit... The things I would do to Idina Menzel" -Me

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

If I only had friends like this...

I was watching Sunny, and Imagining how amazing it would be to be in Sweet Dee's place on that show. Those guys are like my dream men, all crazy and stupid loosers but they are so damn cool. There has never been a cooler person than the insane looser that people are some how drawn to because of their stupidity. So again, what I was saying was how awesome (a word I use often) it would be to have best friends like those guys. You must have super duper self esteem to have that job, these boys are very insensitive and abusive, but that doesn't turn me off... Oh, to be her...

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