MEN

1. Nice men are ugly.

2. Handsome men are not nice.

3. Men who are both nice and handsome are gay.

4. Men who are handsome, nice, and heterosexual are

married.

5. Men who are not so handsome, but are

nice men, have no money.

6. Men who are not so handsome, but are

nice men with money think we are only after their

money.

7. Handsome men without money are after

our money.

8. Handsome men, who are not so nice and

are somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are

beautiful enough.

9. Men who think we are beautiful, that

are heterosexual, somewhat nice and somewhat

handsome,

and have money, are cowards.

10. Men who are somewhat handsome,

somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are

heterosexual,are shy and

NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

11. Men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest in us when we take the

initiative.

AND THEY SAY WOMEN ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!