I jinxed myself

I guess my getting better post came a little soon. Yesterday was not only my highly anticipated freshman corruption day, it was also the day I was visited with the fairy of womanhood so I had cramps on this joyous occasion. The freshman pooped out on us, mostly because of the poop that little julian pushed out of that sassy mouth of his. Fiona, Robyn, Miranda and I spent an exciting day in Burlington without those god damn boys. We went to Applebees, shopping and scaring the shit out of Fiona when Robyn asked what time it was. I said 1:16 and she pulled over and we all started screaming to get out the car, we accomplished an old fashioned Chinese fire drill, with me taking the wheel and Fiona flipping out even more. Glorious a time that was. Anyways, bad things began when I was frightened by a certain football player... you know who you are, and the sudden startle gave me an asthma attack. It took a while but the inhaler kicked in and I thought the worst was over. My attack came back 15 minutes or so later with full force, and the inhaler was not working. Robyn pushed me to agree to go to the ER, and Kathy called 911 and my parents were called as well. Kathy knew enough about me to fill in the people that came with the ambulance, so thankfully I didn't have to talk, because when you can't breathe talking is a challenge. Robyn followed the ambulance with my stuff, and my dad met us there. The ambulance as wicked bumpy, and I was on oxygen but thankfully not too scared. The doctor said I had bronchitis, but I think hes wrong even though my throat hurts like hell, and that bothers me because I got "In the Heights" and not singing along with the new songs is killing me.