Favorite Quotes

  • I'm in pain, I'm in pain, I'm wet and I'm still hysterical AGGHH!
  • My parents didn't approve of you when you were alive! I can't believe they will change their minds now that you're dead! -Zombie Prom
  • Frank: Charlie, who's playing the troll guy? Charlie: You're gonna play the troll guy. Frank: I'm the troll guy? Charlie: Who else would be the troll? Frank: Oh! I like that. Charlie: All right, good. Frank: Can I do it naked? Charlie: Absolutely not. Why would you want to be naked? Frank: Because in the '70s, everybody did theater naked. Everybody got laid all the time. Charlie: Alright, well, this is not the '70s, you're gonna do theater with your clothes on.
  • Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha. -It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • Brianna: You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. Sweet Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch! - It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • REVENGE CARL -Robyn and I
  • "These pants are so amazing, I think I can defy gravity" -Me
  • "If I liked vagina even a little bit... The things I would do to Idina Menzel" -Me

Friday, December 5, 2008

Columbia ARRIVES!

I got my new friend today. She is a 5 month old dumbo rat. She's very cute, and tan, and very paranoid about her new surroundings. She spent last night chewing on some wood, hatching and escape plan and making other various noises that I could only guess what kind of havoc she was causing.
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