Favorite Quotes

  • I'm in pain, I'm in pain, I'm wet and I'm still hysterical AGGHH!
  • My parents didn't approve of you when you were alive! I can't believe they will change their minds now that you're dead! -Zombie Prom
  • Frank: Charlie, who's playing the troll guy? Charlie: You're gonna play the troll guy. Frank: I'm the troll guy? Charlie: Who else would be the troll? Frank: Oh! I like that. Charlie: All right, good. Frank: Can I do it naked? Charlie: Absolutely not. Why would you want to be naked? Frank: Because in the '70s, everybody did theater naked. Everybody got laid all the time. Charlie: Alright, well, this is not the '70s, you're gonna do theater with your clothes on.
  • Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha. -It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • Brianna: You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. Sweet Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch! - It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
  • REVENGE CARL -Robyn and I
  • "These pants are so amazing, I think I can defy gravity" -Me
  • "If I liked vagina even a little bit... The things I would do to Idina Menzel" -Me

Monday, December 8, 2008

Calm Waters.

I feel that life at the moment is pretty calm right now. I am saying this as I am eating a warm bowl of a new recipe I am trying for beet soup, listening to my new friend snoring upstairs (this is the rat btw), and enjoying the brief interlude, that I usually despise with every part of my body and soul, between shows. I also just found out that I have my first blog follower. Hi to you if you are reading this, and whatever the reason you decided to follow my blog here's hoping its cause I'm interesting and awesome.

Robyn and I have a project I am much excited for. We are painting a small section of her room with black chalkboard paint. Best friends need DIY projects to look back on, and make fun of their horrible mistakes. (I hope our DIY day will lack those, but knowing me...) This reminds me that I have to go online and look up some other DIY things to make our day complete.

The MASQUE meeting where we are supposed to be discussing and voting on a play for the next semester is wednesday, and I have mixed feelings about it. The show I really want to do is Zombie Prom... Awesome video shown here:

Other people want to do Grease but that is just wayyyyy too overdone for my tastes, plus Zombie prom is awesome!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Columbia ARRIVES!

I got my new friend today. She is a 5 month old dumbo rat. She's very cute, and tan, and very paranoid about her new surroundings. She spent last night chewing on some wood, hatching and escape plan and making other various noises that I could only guess what kind of havoc she was causing.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Its been a while.

I haven't really done a real post in a long while, so why the fuck not do one right now? To make life more entertaining, I will number my updates.

1. I was fucking awesome in the show. Not only is it me that has that particular view on the matter, but thats what I have been told by everyone I speak to... or, some variation of the like. Doing the show was great fun as we were able to pull it together in the end as I had mostly thought we could do. Despite bad blocking, and line learning, and even not finishing dress rehearsal, the show went off swimmingly. Gabe was adorable, Vanja was hot, Miranda was hotter, Julian (little) didn't piss me off all that much, Julian (big) was astounded and probably humbled by my utter sexiness, my bitches stayed on cue, and most importantly Kendra stayed out of my way. O yeah, my costume change where I get totally stripped backstage where all could see did not offend.

2. Robyn and I have been having great fun with our silliness and games. The puzzle (this is not a game!!!...yeah robyn it is), Chicago (What is this Carl? I did not ask for muted jazz tones!), Anastasia and spending about 45 minutes fixing the VHS (I really want to watch the little rascals!), Flotsam and Jetsam (aka ben and joe, GABE, and Miranda being beaten by her future husband (stop being so whimsical!!)

3. VIDEOS::: I have spent a lot of time on youtube and discovered some truly hilarious and wonderful things.I learned a lot from this man, you better pay attention. Here is another wondrous Monty Python Flying Circus clip
And now for a few words from the white kids:

3.I need a vcr, and I am also tired of typing. More later!!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Oh wonderous play!

So... the play went amazing!!! The Audience LOVED me I have to say. Also, I found this video...
all this makes my life quite pleasurable at the moment.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Totally Stressed

I have no way to describe how stressed out I truly am, so I will not try.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

WHY!

Why did I make this post I ask?

Monday, November 3, 2008

A long time comin'

I haven't posted in a while, and I thought that now, as I am waiting for an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" was loading on another tab, it was a good time to fill in those of you who have been waiting for my posts.

First off, play practice is getting better. I am enjoying my popularity, and also my wonderful role, but not Kathy's neo-nazi way of running rehearsal. Without the office, I am sad. There is not end to my sadness when I am kicked out of that place for no viable reason.

Things with Coti and I are also getting better. We were on the phone the other day for over and hour and a half. He's trusting me more and more, and I am beginning to forgive him. If we can keep this friendship up, some of the wounds may be healed once and for all. That would be great for me.

Oh my goodness, Simbad is on Sunny. Wow. I honestly do not know how I lived before that show man. Robyn and I have become so god damn funny from watching it, you know with being wittier than hell, and the other things we do.

I also enjoy french onion dip a great deal.